The Paradox Of Men
• If they pay for dinner, you are using them.
• If you pay for dinner, you are trying to embarrass them.
• If you make less money than them, you have to do all of the housework.
• If you make more money than them, you are a ball-breaker and still have to do all of the housework.
• If they want sex, they won't let you sleep.
• If you want sex, they won't wake up.
• If you choose an article of clothing that they don't like, you don't care about their taste.
• If you ask them for help in choosing an article of clothing they do like, they tell you to dress however you want.
• If you are polite & friendly to their friends, they want to know why you are coming on to their friends.
• If you are distant and reserved to their friends, they want to know why you don't like their friends.
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